10. “Walker”
What it usually means: Someone who likes to walk.
What it means in Westeros: A white, mummy-like demon with glowing blue eyes and a weird obsession with babies.
11. “Flying”
What it usually means: Something birds, planes, and Superman do.
What it means in Westeros: Execution by Moon Door.
12. “Stark”
What it usually means: Severe or bare in appearance or outline.
What it means in Westeros: A family name that obviously has a death curse.
13. “Hound”
What it usually means: A type of dog that has really floppy ears and looks majestic as fuck when running.
What it means in Westeros: A ruthless killer with a half-burnt face who seriously hates the king.
14. “Sausage”
What it usually means: A type of meat that humans eat, typically with breakfast.
What it means in Westeros: A metaphor for Theon Greyjoy’s decapitated (get it??) penis.
15. “Purple”
What it usually means: A range of color hues occurring between red and blue.
What it means in Westeros: The color of King Joffrey Baratheon’s face when he was poisoned and killed. (YAAAAASS)
16. “Necklace”
What it usually means: A piece of jewelry worn around the neck.
What it means in Westeros: A murder weapon.
17. “Reek”
What it usually means: When something smells really bad.
What it means in Westeros: A guy who lost his mind (and his favorite appendage).
18. “Family”
What it usually means: A group of people affiliated by birth or marriage who sometimes fight but still love each other.
What it means in Westeros: A group of people affiliated by birth or marriage who play too many literal rounds of “Kill, Fuck, Marry.”
19. “Boss-ass bitch”
What it usually means: Someone who is better than you in every way possible.
What it means in Westeros: Daenerys Targaryen.
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